B                 F#          E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
B           F#          E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B                       F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B                      D#7        E
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything


    B                             F#
Uh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
E
Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants
B                 F#          E
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't, nah

B                               F#
I'll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
E
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
B                   F#            E
Cause in my castle I'm the freakin man

       C#m
Oh Oh, yes I said it
D#m
I said it
E               F#
I said it cause I can

B                 F#          E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
B           F#          E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B                       F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B                      D#7        E
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
B       F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
B       F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh


B                            F#
Tomorrow I wake up, do some P90X
E
With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
B                      F#              E
And she's gonna scream out, "this is great" (Oh my god this is great)
B                             F#
I might mess around and get my college degree
E
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
B                  F#           E
I'm sorry pops you just have to wait

       C#m
Oh Oh, yes I said it
D#m
I said it
E               F#
I said it cause I can

B                 F#          E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
B           F#          E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B                       F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B                      D#7        E
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything


     C#m                 F#
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
        B             F#
Cause I ain't going anywhere
E
No no no no 
D#m
no no no no
B
nooo

          C#m                  F#
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
    B                   F#
And let everything hang loose
E
Yeah yeah yeah yeah 
D#m
yeah yeah yeah yeah
B      G#m
yeahhh


B                 F#          E
Today I don't feel like doing anything
B           F#          E
I just wanna lay in my bed
B                       F#
Don't feel like picking up my phone
E
So leave a message at the tone
B                      D#7        E
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all
B       F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
B       F#
Ooh hoo ooh hoo
E
Hoo ooh ooh